Why is there a lift full of Zulus in Pebble Mill Studios - and can Jasper persuade the audience to join him in a special rendition of The Twelve Days of Christmas?

Jasper entertains the studio audience with his folk song Chastity Belt, and recalls the time he and his friend attended a Birmingham City vs Manchester United away game...

Holidays at home and abroad receive the Carrott treatment, and a run-in with the local constabulary in Jersey is the subject of another anecdote.

Jasper muses on Birmingham's notorious Spaghetti Junction, recounts hair-raising tales of driving with the mother-in-law, and reveals some hilarious motor insurance claims.

Jasper treats the audience to a reading of an as-yet-unseen episode of The Magic Roundabout, and recalls how a trip to America resulted in a brush with the law.