Eric begins the show without any idea of what to do. Eric and Hannibal play "This or That".

Eric interviews Russell Brand, Rick Fox, and Kristanna Loken.

Eric interviews Tatyana Ali and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Hannibal advises Eric to start a noise band. Eric spreads a petition to have whales killed.

Hannibal performs the opening monologue in Eric's temporary absence.

Dave Koz joins Eric's house band.

Eric starts the show typing into a laptop (Sex and the City style), where pop-up images of Hannibal in drag causes him to wreck the set.

Eric does lying down street interviews and feeds his crew.

Eric terminates a baby-holding sketch prematurely and has an existential crisis.